Thursday, October 13, 2005

Danger - caustic!

Someone sorely lacking a sense of humour recently called my own humour "caustic". I don't plan to change my humour anytime soon, so consider yourself warned by the photo on the left. If you fear "caustic" do not, I repeat, do NOT peruse this blog. Your eyeballs could liquify and the skin melt from your very bones. Your delicate, sensitive heart may cease to beat as you read my "caustic" blogations. Consider this your only warning.

If ya don't like me, fine. So go look at the Care Bears or or maybe My Pretty Pony or something Hey, my own mother used to say, "Sarcasm does not become you!" I was ten at the time. I don't expect to change anytime soon.

A friend of mine (thank God somebody likes me, eh?!) sent me this wonderful gem:

Some people are like Slinkies...
They're not really good for anything,
but they still bring a smile to your face when
you push them down a flight of stairs


  1. Ya think your humour would be less caustic if you removed the second U? Just an idea. I prefer foamy cleansing humor but sometimes you just gotta get out the Bon Ami.

  2. Ya gotta watch them Canadians. You let them get away with a little caustic humour, and pretty soon they think you've given them a licence to be your neighbour, where they will likely spread rumours and pass judgement on you.

  3. We put too many extra "u"s... 'U's..."u's... how the hell do you pluralize "u"? Anyway too many extra ones in our words and our humour is like napalm. It will strip away your skin!

  4. Here in da states, we know how to pluralize better than youze guys in Canada do. I guess that's because we don't abuse youze.


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