Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Spidergurlz



Coming soon to a wrestling arena near you:

REVENGE OF THE SPIDERGURLZ!
S T A R R I N G :
Phyllis “Webzilla” Tarantula Pants
Knatolee “Silky Booty” Arachnawondress

Thrill to the sounds of the Spidergurlz gnashing their gigantic yellow FANGS!
Amaze at their special spidery strength as they hurl each other into the pit of sucked-dry CARCASSES!
Gasp at their ability to turn their victims’ entrails into JELLY!
Watch them fight to the DEATH,
taking along anyone caught into their web of EVIL!

Only ONE of these terrifying, cannibalistic, carnivorous and extremely FARTY creatures will be left with a head. WHICH will it be?

Get your tickets today. Call 1-800-BITE-MEE

Sponsored by Charlotte and Wilbur and “Extreme Arachnids 2005”™

7 comments:

  1. Wow - the gloves are off! (and that's a lot of gloves!)

    By the way, the code verification for this comment is 'bwpzzft' and I really like that! It's my new favorite word!

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  2. Oh, my, don't you just set my booklungs a-quivering!

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  3. I bet PHYLLIS didn't know spiders had booklungs. Of course, PHYLLIS has asthmatic booklungs...

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  4. Anonymous11:56 am

    You're all so twisted.

    Phyllis

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  5. Anonymous12:10 pm

    The things that one come across on the internet. I am somehow not surprised that Phyllis was in on this. LOL!!!

    Brian

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  6. Phyllis is twisted but LOVELY. And single! And hot! (Not that I'd know, since I'm a girl!)

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  7. Anonymous12:24 pm

    Phyllis may be wearing too much wool...thus the heat problem. Then again...maybe she should try some natural estrogen..it helps me. ;)

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