Okay, this is for all you men out there who think butt cleavage is sexy. I was recently in Madison, Wisconsin and THIS assaulted my senses:
Are you going to tell me this fellow couldn't feel the wind whistling down his pants? COME ON! Ass-crack patrol is not your mother's job, it's not your girlfriend's job, it's not your wife's job and it's not even your buddy's job. It's YOUR job. Get a belt, get better-fitting pants, get polka-dot suspenders... I don't care, just don't make me look at this! I'm sure Mr. Butt Cleavage is a very nice, if hungry, man, but honestly, did I want to see the channel to his poop shoot? NO!