Julius here. Listen, there's been a lot of "ooooh-ing" and "aaaaah-ing" lately over a bunch of stupid baby birds (known to me as "snacks") and it's got to stop. You want cute? I'll show you cute! Look at ME!!!
Every side is my cute side! What do you need a stupid duckling for? I'm fluffy, I'm adorable... the only thing they have that I don't is a beak, and who needs that?
Hey! Get that outta here!
Cut it out! That's not cute! That's not cute at all!! That thing is CAT FOOD!! Stop looking at her!
That's better. Gaze upon ME, your Cuteness Lord and Master. Now excuse me, I have to go. I do believe it's duck-hunting season!