My friend, who runs a dog- and cat-boarding business, is looking after an adorable young pet pig for two weeks. I went over yesterday to feed him an apple and take a few photos...
"Am I not a very handsome pig?"
"And I really like this apple!"
"If you're not going to give me another apple, I'm going to snuffle around in my bedding."
"And thank you for the drink of water!"
"Will you come back tomorrow and bring me another apple?"
And a video of me talking nonsense to yet another animal...