...your stoopid boy dog (Tristan) gets skunked. TWICE. Within six hours.
The only consolation is that I had two bottles of hydrogen peroxide on hand, so I could make deskunking formula:
1 quart hydrogen peroxide
1/4 baking soda
1 tsp dish soap
Mix well. Apply to dog carefully, avoiding eyes. Leave on for ten minutes if possible. Rinse well.
Works like a charm, but I do wish they'd leave the damn skunks alone! It's only FEBRUARY, for crying out loud.