My husband keeps coming out with... well, not zingers. More like oddities. The other night we were discussing hybrid vehicles and Gordon said,
"You can put a battery in a lead duck but it still won't float."
Two days later, I still can't figure it out.
But my best (for weirdness) "quote" ever was a snippet of conversation I overheard in the Taco Del Mar restaurant in Mission, BC. One young man said to his friends,
"...and then he jammed a banana right in his eye!"
Two years later, I haven't figured that one out either.