Louise is appalled that I have not featured her prominently on the blog lately! So here you go, Louise...
"I have stolen Emily's spot on the counter over the dishwasher. It's nice and warm!"
"I like to wash my nether regions right next to the espresso maker that Daddy still quite hasn't figured out how to use properly. "
"I'll just keep grooming until a real barista shows up!"
"I am inordinately fond of Mummy's office chair. It used to be black. Now it is completely speckled with MY LUXURIOUS FUR! All nicely embedded in the fabric, so even the good lint roller brush doesn't get it out. Plus Mummy has to spend all her days with her butt perched on the edge of the chair, because I sure won't move!"
"And she won't move me either! Would YOU?!"
"I like this part of the counter too! It's near the warm stove. Sometimes there's food on it. Sometimes I try to steal the food. For some reason, this makes Mummy and Daddy yell at me to get off the counter.:
"Can't imagine why. It's obvious I belong here!"
"Because I am the cutest thing in the house!"
"And everyone knows it! "
"Look at my perfect little paw. All the better to catch cluster flies and Asian ladybugs with. They invade farmhouses at this time of year. Yummy yummy! Mummy gets annoyed with them but they are all tasty protein snack to me."
"And I think my green eyes look beautiful with the kitchen decor!"
"Don't you agree?"
"I have no shame."
"In case you hadn't noticed."
"I am learning all I can about being an excellent grey kitty by following my feline friend Audrey's exploits on the Just Cats blog!
I think Audrey and I are twins who were separated at birth."
Okay Louise. Time to get off that counter!