Some of the new hens have just started laying teeny-tiny peewee (but still delicious!) eggs:
Can you spot the newcomers' little offerings?
Meanwhile, down at Wisteria Lane...
...Errol Flynn approaches Cupcake, Nadia and Chicky. Errol is the most mellow of the three roosters, but he still enjoys getting it on with the feathery ladies. Penelope appears to be his favourite conquest, although the harlot Chicky will put out for any of the boys!
I honestly had no idea roosters were so obsessed with sex! It's a daily triple-X lovefest down in that coop, especially in the mornings. When I went down to let everybody out yesterday, Errol Flynn immediately nailed Penelope Pigeonator. Then Beaker accomplished a monumental thing: he pinned and loved-up Cupcake, one of the big black Sex-Links (bad things come up when you Google that!) hens who have thus far resisted all roosterly advances. Cupcake didn't bitch-slap Beaker to the ground this time, and when they were done, she fluffed herself up and walked off as if nothing had happened! Cupcake may be a harlot-in-training.
Then Lord Gaga, (who as far as I can tell is presently supreme rooster), decided to hop on the Buttercup love-train. When Beaker saw this, he raced across to knock Lord Gaga from his mount! Well, I can tell you that Lord Gaga did NOT take kindly to this and proceeded to chase Beaker all around the henyard until Beaker wedged himself under the dead tree we have in the enclosure, safe from the wrath of the supreme rooster.
Clearly I am spending FAR too much time watching the chicken peep-show, but I can't help myself. It's hilarious!