"Well, technically my name is Alex but I am okay with 'Mr. Fabulous'!"
"And I'm fine with Ms. Adorable. I do love a good smelly dog bed!"
"Why haven't you fed me in the past ten minutes? Can't you see I'm wasting away? Perhaps if I pee on your favourite chair, I'll get your attention."
"OOoooOOOoo... sweet stinky aroma of dogliness!"
"Ignore my adorable friend. Just fork over the Friskies and no one will get urinated on!"
"Who need cat treats? I just found something delicious between my toes!"
Just another day in the Rowe-Campbell household...