"My name is Louise. I was in charge of the takeover."
"Here I sit on my warm throne, with my paw restiing lightly on the butter dish of power."
"Humans used to run this house, but those days are over!"
"Right! There used to be lots of pretty, breakable things on that windowsill, but when our benign despot Louise started tossing them off, the humans got upset and put them away. The sheep is gone now too. Louise tossed it after this picture was taken."
"Emily is my mignon. "
"Would you leave us? It's time for the benign despot and her mignon to catch up on their beauty sleep!"
"I'm not kidding. GO! And take your camera with you."
Aaaaand upstairs, just a little later...
"What do you mean you want us to move because you've got clean sheets to put on the bed?"
"But I do want to thank you for washing this placemat and leave it on the mattress for me. I feel quite comfortable here with the lady cats!"
And yet again, it's naptime for the felines... they only sleep 15 to 20 hours a day!
"Are you still here?"
"Put the sheets down and back away slowly!"
You can see why I sleep with one eye open!