"Mummy! Alex is being bad!"
"What the... no I'm not!"
"Are too! Are too!!"
"Am not. And look who's talking, COUNTER CAT! I hear Daddy can no longer leave his breakfast cereal unattended up there. And when are you humans gonna ditch this smelly old banana?"
"Now, just let me settle down here on this comfy bird-covered placemat on your kitchen table. Ahhhhhh!"
"If you have a problem with that, you can talk to the paw!"
"Hey! What about my paw? Much more feminine than Alex's!"
Yep, I give up. The cats have taken over...