Today is my art trading cards meet. I decided to use photos of my chickens as a backdrop for some original "hen haiku." I'm going to add a little colour by hand on the actual cards.
Here ya go. Click to enlarge.
Here ya go. Click to enlarge.
I just about peed myself writing these. Good thing I appreciate my own sense of humour, eh?
Haha Knatolee
ReplyDeleteChicken Haiku are funny
wrath of irate hens
I laugh at chickens!
ReplyDeleteNatalie cracks jokes because
I eat their babies.
Can't wait to get one
ReplyDeleteAt today's ATC meet
Nat's cards can't be beat!
(Okay it isn't supposed to rhyme but what the heck)
You three are freaking poetic GENIUSES!!! (Or is that "genii"?) Fabulous!
ReplyDeleteI eat chicken babes
ReplyDeleteScrambled they are most tasty
Mwuhahahaha!
Raising kids is like
ReplyDeletebeing pecked to death by
a chicken. Yowsah!
THese are EXCELLENT! Keep 'em coming!
ReplyDeleteFried, grilled or roasted
ReplyDeleteChicken is jolly nice meat
you want breast or leg?
Actually I'm a vegetarian, honest!
I dunno, Jams, I'm beginning to wonder. But you ARE hilarious!
ReplyDeleteWill these be available as bubble-gum trading cards?
ReplyDeleteChicken crossed the road
ReplyDeletehowever joke is on us
Salmonella came with her!
Note to Claude: Please don't
ReplyDeleteCompete with chickens' haikus.
Egg you'll never be!
There once was a chick from Nantucket...
ReplyDeleteOh, never mind.
Jim, I'm thinking t-shirts.
ReplyDeleteTTPT, you need to make an art card out of that one. EGG-CELLENT!
Claude, that's a classic.
Next up, chicken limericks!
Haiku was ready.
ReplyDeleteThe I felt I got a kick:
The Lady wants a Limerick.
That's why I though it's wiser
to offer both not, either. :)
However I came to think of:
Two hens who lived in London planned
To walk to Melbourne overland,
But, footsore in Southampton Row
when there were still some miles to go,
They thought it wise to not extend
The Journey to the bitter end.
... and here are both the missing 'n' and the missing 't'. :)
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