The Usurper

(Good grief, this is my 501st post!)

Poor Sophie came into my office yesterday to find a repugnant little feline hogging her dog bed. She decided to risk lying down next to her.

"The shame, the horror... pushed to the edges of my own bed by a six-pound CAT!"

"Mummy, can you rid me of this plague?"

"Maybe if I don't look, it will just GO AWAY!"

"Or perhaps I should just act nonchalant and lick my leg. Tristan! What the hell are you lookin' at??!"

But in the end...

"Neener, neener! I WIN! I WIN! It's all mine, mine MINE!"