Some more photos from Naomi and Alex's love-in...
"Yes, it was love at first sight. When I was just a little kitten, he came up to me, knocked me down, and started reaming out my ears with his tongue. I knew from that moment that we would always be together!"
"I think she makes an excellent pillow! Plus her ear wax tastes awesome."
"We don't need a king-size bed. We have a king-size LOVE!"
"She's mine, all mine, and that fluffy orange bastard ain't getting anywhere near her!"
"Just the scent of him makes me swoon! And that big, manly, raspy tongue!"
"Yep, I saw her tiny little butt and thought, 'I'm gonna get me some grade-A hot kitten!"
"Mitten. Uh, I said hot mitten! It gets cold in the Canadian winters, you know."
"That's better. Because I know you love me for more than my ear wax, Alex."
"I'm just glad this bed is stretchy!"
"Will you be my Valentine forever, Alex?"
"Honey, keep the earwax coming and I am your slave for life!"
Here's some hot ear-wax action!