I promise to do a post on something other than Julius tomorrow, like maybe the bathroom wallpaper I am currently stripping.
"Hello, my adoring fans. You will be pleased to know that I am feeling much, much better, despite the loss of three of my four canine teeth Yes, cats have canine teeth. Appalling, isn't it? You'd think they could have come up with a better name, like maybe 'tiger teeth'! Or 'freedom fangs'. Or 'mouse-killing incisors'!"