I got out my "real" camera yesterday (Nikon digital SLR) and took some time to photograph my precious darling dumpling.
"What? I am just enjoying the sun as I sit on the hibiscus pot!"
"OF COURSE I am not eating this hibiscus leaf. I am merely savouring its fine aroma. Mmmmmm!"
"Look at me! I am positively angelic, with my eyes raised heavenward. I will never ever do anything bad. I will never scratch your nice couch, chew your shoelaces in half, pee in the toaster nor put dead mice in your slippers!"
"Hey Mummy, look at that giant chocolate bar in the corner!"
"Mmmmmmm, hibiscus leaf, mmmmmmmmmm!"
"What? What?? Yes, yes, I know the dirt isn't for me to poop in!"
(Oops. Something moved, and it wasn't the camera!)
"I am a tiny perfect kitten. Now hand over the catnip and no one gets hurt!"