Naomi loves nothing more than to have me pick her up and mess around with Photobooth on my Mac!
"Okay, I'll put up with this for precisely four seconds."
"That's enough. Put me down, stupid human!"
"Cut it out! I'm not your Grouch Marx prop!"
"Hmmm, maybe if I push hard enough, she'll fall off the chair!"
"If I could just.... reach... an eyeball!!!"
"Great. Now she thinks it's funny. Humans are so stupid."