Saturday, May 21, 2005

A crack only a plumber could love

Okay, this is for all you men out there who think butt cleavage is sexy. I was recently in Madison, Wisconsin and THIS assaulted my senses:



Are you going to tell me this fellow couldn't feel the wind whistling down his pants? COME ON! Ass-crack patrol is not your mother's job, it's not your girlfriend's job, it's not your wife's job and it's not even your buddy's job. It's YOUR job. Get a belt, get better-fitting pants, get polka-dot suspenders... I don't care, just don't make me look at this! I'm sure Mr. Butt Cleavage is a very nice, if hungry, man, but honestly, did I want to see the channel to his poop shoot? NO!

9 comments:

  1. Anonymous2:16 pm

    Ah, come on: you paid him to do that, right? The photo was one thing, but your comments just crack me up!

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  2. This is absolutely too funny. And how did you get such a great pic without the men noticing?

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  3. I got their pic by pretending to be a tourist shooting a picture of the capitol building! Also I have a very nice Nikon that allows me to blow up pics quite well. So I wasn't as close to these two as you might fear. :)

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  4. Alas, I did not pay him to do this. It was purely a chance display. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't have wanted to spend money to see such a thing, but I bet someone out there would have laid down money for the experience.

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  5. You're making a big deal out of nothing. Just a few inches of a butt which is accidentally showing. I find this cute because innocent. However, it is nice from you to hide the guy's eyes and many people should do that too.

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  6. Too many men cheerfully wear their pants waaay too low and think it's sexy. Er, that women find it sexy. All it makes this think (besides "Ewwwww") is that parthenogenesis cannot happen too soon.

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  7. Anonymous12:32 pm

    For all of you wondering, his jacket says SPASH (Stevens Point Area Senior High - located 2 hours north of Madison) and underneath PANTHERS (their mascot).

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  8. Anonymous5:01 pm

    Come on ladies...be fair.Extensive boob cleavage abounds in this world,from 14 to 80 year old.Is there a double standard here?Be objective. Women are much more of an exihibitionist than men from my perspective.Go to a mall and count the number of females illustrating breast and butt cleavage and let us know.The fact is it is more acceptable more a women to flaunt her private parts than a man.

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  9. Well now, I admit you may have a point BUT don't you think that boob cleavage is exhibited because MEN tend to like it? Or at least, because the boob-cleavage exhibitors think that to be the case?

    Me, I'm a bit of a priss in that department, having been brought up by a proper English mother who was shy about displaying body parts. :) I don't really want to see ANYBODY'S cleavage, but butt-crack was more amusing for me than boob-crack! :) But your point is valid.

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