"What in the name of Bastet* is that rank odour coming off you, Alex?"
"Pffft. I smell like a daisy!"
"Yeah, a daisy that was removed from the maggot-infested stomach of a rotting, liquified skunk corpse!"
"Pffft! My breath and I are minty-fresh. See? SMELL!"
"Mother of Mackerel!"
"What? What now, Emily? Can't you see I'm trying to nap here?"
"I detect undertones of dog!"
"What? You most assuredly do not! I am utterly insulted."
"Eeeyuw!"
"Eeeeeeyuw!"
*Feline cat goddess
HEheh! I love this post!
ReplyDeletehaha, hehe, I think Emily wants that bed :)
ReplyDeleteShe was trying to squeeze in, but there was just no way! :)
DeleteIn that second photo, it looks like Alex is guffawing at a joke at Emily's expense.
ReplyDeleteIt does!
DeleteYou are an excellent transcriber of cat language!
ReplyDeleteThank you; it's a gift. LOL!
DeleteYour cats are very verbal!
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DeleteOh what a nice post, me like *smile*. Have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteHugs
Elna
You too, Elna!
DeleteHaha but I wonder if cats have better names for themselves - Fineclaw Skunkripper and the like!
ReplyDeleteI'm really glad they don't talk out loud...I'd hate to think what my cats say about me!
ReplyDeleteJane x
Can you imagine the secrets they could spill!?
DeleteIf cats could talk ... imagine how many more would be homeless after insulting their humans. ; )
ReplyDeleteI'm sure a similar conversation between Sophie and Tristan would go something like, "Dear Tristan, that most interesting odor emanating from your butt is terribly divine. Like partially digested duck poop and raw cow guts. Mmm mmm! Let me get closer for a better whiff ..."
Hahahaha! YOu obviously know my dogs very well. :)
DeleteAnd yes, perhaps better that cats DON'T talk.
So that's what they say to each other! I am so glad you have translated this dialogue for us simian inferiors, so we can understand the refined feline dialectic.
ReplyDeleteI will have to do more in the future, just to help everyone along with their cat comprehension. :)
DeleteI swear I left a comment here yesterday ...
ReplyDeleteBLogger must think I look like a spammer.
ReplyDeleteI wasn't sure if I left a comment or if I just thought I did. These days I can never be too sure. : )
Good one. I suspected as much.
ReplyDeleteI feel your pain, sister. Middle-aged brain melt! ;)
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