tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post6652947798770901910..comments2024-03-15T15:42:08.393-04:00Comments on Knatolee's World: The 2011 Knatolee's World DUCK LIMERICK CONTEST!Knatoleehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comBlogger84125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-30537511465397207772011-12-05T15:14:44.877-05:002011-12-05T15:14:44.877-05:00I am pondering that term for having the properties...I am pondering that term for having the properties of a limerick?<br /><br />I offered limerickicity, but perhaps it should be limerickosity, or limerickociousness, limerickity, limerickation, limerickisnhness, limerickification...?TLA againnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-40452001605222507972011-12-05T15:10:27.537-05:002011-12-05T15:10:27.537-05:00This is a (sort of) limerick arriving too late
one...This is a (sort of) limerick arriving too late<br />one day after the end by date<br />just to show Knat that whatever her plans<br />when we desist is really out of her hands<br />But I've decided limerickicity is not what this has got<br />A pathetic attempt, oh and 'ducks', I forgot...The Late Andrewnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-16175892862666054852011-12-04T16:28:27.369-05:002011-12-04T16:28:27.369-05:00As the competition draws to an end
I'd just li...As the competition draws to an end<br />I'd just like to say, my friend<br />I've had so much fun<br />But my work here is done<br />Duck limericks will no more be pennedLittle Blue Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13616392505984609128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-29813651571353590412011-12-04T07:57:02.659-05:002011-12-04T07:57:02.659-05:00Some ducks just gets turned into soup
Still others...Some ducks just gets turned into soup<br />Still others just generate poop<br />But Knat's I'm a thinking<br />I'll say without blinking<br />Will just live long lives in their coopThe Musical Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18332837447346666460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-46073590956917863362011-12-04T07:52:02.465-05:002011-12-04T07:52:02.465-05:00Hannibal's the amorous duck
Winehouse, turns o...Hannibal's the amorous duck<br />Winehouse, turns out is a buck<br />There's Charlie Sheen<br />Ronna the Queen<br />And Squishy the one with bad luckThe Musical Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18332837447346666460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-84222609280175069872011-12-03T19:37:23.437-05:002011-12-03T19:37:23.437-05:00There once was an enormous duck
Who in the doorway...There once was an enormous duck<br />Who in the doorway did get stuck<br />So they chopped off his wings<br />Plus his other limbs<br />And handed them over to cookLittle Blue Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13616392505984609128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-43056715505515116552011-12-03T18:59:52.654-05:002011-12-03T18:59:52.654-05:00There once was a duck named Joyce
Who had such a b...There once was a duck named Joyce<br />Who had such a beautiful voice<br />Her singing was superb<br />Better than any bird<br />And everyone did rejoiceLittle Blue Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13616392505984609128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-89004993939339302852011-12-03T12:32:34.147-05:002011-12-03T12:32:34.147-05:00Luckily Natalie wasn't too vexed
When Hannibal...Luckily Natalie wasn't too vexed<br />When Hannibal, who was highly sexed<br />Would turn on the charm<br />Then jump on her arm<br />But her laughter left him perplexedElainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18218332259187330304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-16493532712010200102011-12-03T11:45:33.661-05:002011-12-03T11:45:33.661-05:00There once was a duck named Hannibal
Who to Natali...There once was a duck named Hannibal<br />Who to Natalie was quite laughable<br />With a loud quack<br />He jumped on her back<br />But she remained unflappableLittle Blue Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13616392505984609128noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-47295429575493754162011-12-03T11:25:58.533-05:002011-12-03T11:25:58.533-05:00The ducks wanted to take part
In Natalie's sal...The ducks wanted to take part<br />In Natalie's sale of art<br />They painted on mugs<br />Decorated jugs<br />And sales went right off the chartElainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18218332259187330304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-10695063208385940002011-12-03T10:50:34.238-05:002011-12-03T10:50:34.238-05:00Eugenia stayed home and baked pie
Though in truth ...Eugenia stayed home and baked pie<br />Though in truth she was really a spy<br />She knew James Bond<br />From across the pond<br />And frequently gave him the eyeElainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18218332259187330304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-38908940540143169522011-11-29T19:16:18.824-05:002011-11-29T19:16:18.824-05:00'I blame Knat' - a titled Limerick:
There...'I blame Knat' - a titled Limerick:<br /><br />There was a tired man lacking sleep<br />who saw ducks when he tried to count sheep<br />His head was so messed<br />he became rather stressed<br />and thought 'Knat is a (bleep) and a (bleep).Andresperatenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-58548051187988438972011-11-29T19:06:52.996-05:002011-11-29T19:06:52.996-05:00There was a young duck with bad skin
all flakey an...There was a young duck with bad skin<br />all flakey and crumbling within<br />Knat said 'Hey boy you look rough'<br />the duck said 'it's dandruff'<br />So Knat filled a bath and said 'Duck get on in'Andruffnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-86054981603130538612011-11-29T19:00:37.231-05:002011-11-29T19:00:37.231-05:00There was a young lady called Knat
who if asked wo...There was a young lady called Knat<br />who if asked would blow-dry a bat<br />she's done it on ducks<br />when covered in mucks<br />taken photos and said 'look I did that'Andromniac Latenightnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-51832040863410773172011-11-26T20:42:01.903-05:002011-11-26T20:42:01.903-05:00An admiral lost his whole fleet
And so total was h...An admiral lost his whole fleet<br />And so total was his defeat<br />That that night, in his bath<br />He wailed out, full of wrath<br />"Hell -- even my rubber duck sank!"Infidel753https://www.blogger.com/profile/10965786814334886696noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-41075158926286686542011-11-26T14:43:17.367-05:002011-11-26T14:43:17.367-05:00Andronagall
Doesn't "do" technical
A...Andronagall<br />Doesn't "do" technical<br />And Hungry Harry<br />Just couldn't care-y<br />But they'll contort for a rhyme<br />that is oft far from fine<br />and the truth to my shame<br />is they're one and the same.<br />I have many names<br />cos I like to play games<br />but I've run out of luck<br />trying to rhyme this with duck...<br />Oh no, see I did it<br />so I'm not such an idiot :)<br />This isn't a limerick<br />but you'll just have live with it<br />Let the others get in<br />and go for the win<br />with their limerickerish rhymes<br />full of ducks in their lines<br /><br />(Oh deary, deary me). I quit.Andronymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-34383351894494926452011-11-26T12:31:04.830-05:002011-11-26T12:31:04.830-05:00When the ducks found out that Nats
Had done a blog...When the ducks found out that Nats<br />Had done a blog post about bats<br />They pulled out pin feathers<br />Stayed out in all weathers<br />Said 'Bats won't do a thing for your stats!'<br /><br />With the usual apologies about your name Natalie.Elainehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18218332259187330304noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-88664066880824708242011-11-26T11:46:07.651-05:002011-11-26T11:46:07.651-05:00In this contest I'm bound to partake
Some wond...In this contest I'm bound to partake<br />Some wondrous wise poem create<br />While ducks are the topic<br />I'm slightly myopic<br />Is their patron saint, Francis Drake?The Musical Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18332837447346666460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-9841541777003816762011-11-26T11:34:52.028-05:002011-11-26T11:34:52.028-05:00A duck limerick can't be too hard
A Swansong, ...A duck limerick can't be too hard<br />A Swansong, an ode to canard<br />What with Rouen and Pekin<br />Indian runner,Venetian<br />Muscovy, Blue Swedish and MallardThe Musical Gardenerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18332837447346666460noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-68427609677246306192011-11-26T06:45:49.430-05:002011-11-26T06:45:49.430-05:00Ahab, I am now pretty sure AMy is a boy, but haven...Ahab, I am now pretty sure AMy is a boy, but haven't come up with a new name yet!Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-71818659763659987882011-11-26T06:45:11.889-05:002011-11-26T06:45:11.889-05:00Chris, belated kudos to you as well! I like the in...Chris, belated kudos to you as well! I like the inclusion of John Gray. Bonus points!Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-61151849573348970772011-11-26T06:42:28.855-05:002011-11-26T06:42:28.855-05:00Infidel 753: SPLENDID! They are both SPLENDID! :))...Infidel 753: SPLENDID! They are both SPLENDID! :)))Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-72753109964578769862011-11-26T06:41:45.447-05:002011-11-26T06:41:45.447-05:00Barbara, EXCELLENT effort, I love it! And I have h...Barbara, EXCELLENT effort, I love it! And I have heard that CBC show and it was so funny. I read my spy diary out loud to Gordon and it took me back to that show.Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-86699202215579815192011-11-26T06:40:57.221-05:002011-11-26T06:40:57.221-05:00Andronagall, I don't think yours is technicall...Andronagall, I don't think yours is technically a limerick either, but its beauty and eloquence makes me forget that fact.Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10685986.post-26380550052416238042011-11-26T06:39:53.489-05:002011-11-26T06:39:53.489-05:00Hungry Harry, while not technically a limerick, yo...Hungry Harry, while not technically a limerick, your poem is great and you get bonus points for obscenities!Knatoleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03809822081515082096noreply@blogger.com