Monday, April 30, 2012

What cats really say to each other....


"What in the name of Bastet* is that rank odour coming off you, Alex?"


"Pffft. I smell like a daisy!"




"Yeah, a daisy that was removed from the maggot-infested stomach of a rotting, liquified skunk corpse!"


 "Pffft! My breath and I are minty-fresh. See? SMELL!"




 "Mother of Mackerel!"


"What? What now, Emily? Can't you see I'm trying to nap here?"



"I detect undertones of dog!"


"What? You most assuredly do not! I am utterly insulted."






"Eeeyuw!"

"Eeeeeeyuw!" 





*Feline cat goddess

22 comments:

  1. HEheh! I love this post!

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  2. haha, hehe, I think Emily wants that bed :)

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    1. She was trying to squeeze in, but there was just no way! :)

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  3. In that second photo, it looks like Alex is guffawing at a joke at Emily's expense.

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  4. You are an excellent transcriber of cat language!

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  5. Your cats are very verbal!

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  6. Oh what a nice post, me like *smile*. Have a nice day.

    Hugs
    Elna

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  7. Haha but I wonder if cats have better names for themselves - Fineclaw Skunkripper and the like!

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  8. I'm really glad they don't talk out loud...I'd hate to think what my cats say about me!
    Jane x

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    1. Can you imagine the secrets they could spill!?

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  9. Anonymous9:52 am

    If cats could talk ... imagine how many more would be homeless after insulting their humans. ; )

    I'm sure a similar conversation between Sophie and Tristan would go something like, "Dear Tristan, that most interesting odor emanating from your butt is terribly divine. Like partially digested duck poop and raw cow guts. Mmm mmm! Let me get closer for a better whiff ..."

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    1. Hahahaha! YOu obviously know my dogs very well. :)

      And yes, perhaps better that cats DON'T talk.

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  10. So that's what they say to each other! I am so glad you have translated this dialogue for us simian inferiors, so we can understand the refined feline dialectic.

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    1. I will have to do more in the future, just to help everyone along with their cat comprehension. :)

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  11. Anonymous7:20 pm

    I swear I left a comment here yesterday ...

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  12. Anonymous10:55 pm

    BLogger must think I look like a spammer.

    I wasn't sure if I left a comment or if I just thought I did. These days I can never be too sure. : )

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  13. Good one. I suspected as much.

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  14. I feel your pain, sister. Middle-aged brain melt! ;)

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